As Jimmy Kimmel explained in his late-night monologue on Monday, he woke up to dozens of text messages over the weekend about a report in Rolling Stone that said while Donald Trump was president, he tried pressured Disney to rein in host jokes at its own expense.
“In other words, Chairman Karen asked to speak to my manager,” Kimmel said. “And you would think the father of Eric and Don Jr. would know how to make jokes, but I guess not.”
The revelations only seemed to embolden Kimmel, who went on to joke, “Usually when he wants someone to stop talking about him, he pays them $130,000, but he wants me to do it as long as he doesn’t. fee!”
The host then tried to figure out “what exactly” drove Trump so mad before listing some of the most brutal cracks he’s made about him over the years, including including nicknames like “Mar-a-Lardo” and “Daddy Bone Spurs”. .”
“Wow, what a fragile little snowflake,” added Kimmel. “He is a tough guy and a snowflake. He really is an asshole! He should change his hat to say ‘Make America groan again’. He then speculated that Donald and Melania “sleep in their own bedroom because she laughs too much at my monologue every night” and wondered if Fox News would came to protect him as a comedian Their jokes are being criticized: “I doubt it!”
Getting more serious, Kimmel said, “We have a First Amendment right that Americans a lot braver than Donald Trump died for and it’s especially hypocritical coming from someone claiming to be biggest defender of free speech, anti-censorship.”
And if Trump ever wanted to appear on the show to “tell me to shut up,” Kimmel concluded, “we still have that.” arcade claw machine that the guy MyPillow got intoyou can climb inside and say whatever is on your fragile little mind.
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